September 16, 2008

SRC Spoof

Back in December Sayville Running Company travelled out to Club Nationals in Ohio. At the last minute we were safted by one of the team members, Adam. On the trip we made it a point to make sure he wouldnt forget what he did to us. So what we did was made a video inspired by Letterman's Top 10. It was called "Top 10 Reasons Adam Didnt Come to XC Nationals." The video was hilarious and mean spirited but harmless. The video was made and everyone had a good laugh. So lets fast forward to now.
Well not technically now but pretty close. A few weeks back a member of the SRC community said that they were going to make a video, "Top 10 Reasons Why Petrina was Not at 2008 Ocean to Sound Relay" Well the race was 2 weeks ago and still no video! I think that I have given them enough time. So what I can up with was a list of my own Top Reasons, "Top Reasons Why SRC Didnt Make a Video About Petrina"


15) Suzanne and Kelly were too busy getting into their prom dresses for the after party.
14) Chakloas and Dispensa were "Who the eff is Petrina?"
13) Soltan was too busy training for the 2010 12 scoop challenge and Milk Mile
12) Mark was too busy auditing some company.
11) Beach was too busy singing autographs as Screech.
10) Hopkins was enjoying the after party beer a little too much.
09) Holl was too busy locking down victory for the second straight year.
08) Nettuno was playing Xbox live as BigCanOfWhoopAss(or was it HugeCanOfWhoopA$$)
07) Nobody wanted to make the video anyway.
06) Adam was too busy bringing his 1/2 tights to the dry cleaners or was he at a sleepover with Soltan or was he shaving his legs for the recruits or it was he couldnt find a pair of house slippers to wear.
05) Murphy was talking to that braud at that race with the camera near the finish.
04) They were all too busy being hugged by Terry.
03) "The Batteries on Brendans Camera Ran Out"
02) They have too much sand in their fanny!
01) Brendan was too busy waiting inline for Alien Canopy Tickets!

Well I hope that the SRC Community enjoyed that. As for life in NZ there is really nothing new to report on. So I will keep it at that. I will be back when I find something worth tell you all about.

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