Dearest Readers...HELP!

I received the following email from www.blogspot.com just this afternoon. I will copy and paste it, but I am just letting you know in a nutshell that my blog does not get enough comments and support. They want to remove it from the site because it is taking up too much space. I have one week to improve or the blog will be gone... FOREVER!

The following was received at 1420 on April 14th 2008.

Dear Michael L. Petrina

We are sorry that we have to write you and tell you this, but the use of our website has been determined a failure. You are not producing enough views, comments and responses for us to continue to support your blog, hurricaneone@blogspot.com . We feel terrible in doing this. That is why this decision is left up to our panel of judges. They are known as C.E.P., or the Celebrity Entertainment Panel.

The panel is made up of three individuals that will ultimately decide whether or not your blog is worth keeping. The members will look over previous post and review the content for an entertainment value. C.E.P. will also look at the post of this coming week and judge those not only on content but replies and comments. If they are not satified your blog has met their high standards the blog will be taking off the site.

The three C.E.P. members that are encharge of looking over your blog are Alec Baldwin, Zac Efron and Bobby Brown. Alec Baldwin was selected to your committee because he grew up on Long Island, New York. Just like you did Mr. Petrina. He can relate to you and your surroundings. Being from Long Island you both were exposed to similar things. Plus Alec has been divorced for six years now and has had enough with 60 second dating, internet dating and dating co-stars. In his spare time now he likes to read blogs and critique them, and he is an advocate for the Massapequa High School Booster Club. Zac Efron was selected to your committee because he is in the same age bracket as you are, the twenties age bracket. He is also a white male hearthrobe. He knows what teen girls want, and can grab their attention with ease. While reading your blog he will indentify with the ability to draw in young teens into reading your blog. He is very busy at the moment so your blogs better be good to keep his interest otherwise kiss hurricaneone.blogspot.com good-bye. Lastly Bobby Brown was added to your panel simply because reading blogs is better than doing drugs.

I wish you the best of luck Mr. Petrina, and we sure hope that the popularity of your blog will grow ten fold in the future.

Sincerely

Ginger Vitus
Email g.vitus@blogspot.com
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