ThisWeek'sShowCancelled

I am sorry to say that this week's episode of HurricaneOne News is not going to air. There are many factors that play into this decision.

1. HurricaneOne and Co-Stars are busy getting ready for a trip away to Taupo this weekend.

2. There is not that much going on. It has been a very slow and boring news week. However I will share with you information that I have.

3. A few people have written in and asked for some information on the stars of the show. So you will get background of the characters to help better understand them.

Just a FYI I enlisted the help of the one and only Mango McCarthy to help with this weeks typings as there is so much. Kind of like a data entry b*tch but with some responsibilities.

No new entertainment news other than the charts changing again. Well kind of... with the exception of Chris Brown that is.

Top 5 Movies

1. Narnia

2. Sex and the City

3. You Don't Mess With the Zohan

4. The Incredible Hulk

5. Indian Jones...Crystal Skull

Top 5 Albums

1. Viva La Vida-Coldplay

2. Indestructible-Disturbed

3. Rockferry-Duffy

4.Exclusive-Chris Brown

5. Past,Present,Future-Tiki Taane

Top 5 Songs

1. Forever-Chris Brown

2. Always On My Mind-Tiki Taane

3. Closer-Ne-yo

4. Take a Bow-Rihanna

5. Lollipop-Lil'Wayne

As for the weather, the "HighTechnologyMap" is status quo. and Mr. Weathermap is getting his gear together to analyze the weather down in Taupo.

In sports nothing happened this weekend. The All Blacks had a weekend off to prepare for their showdown with defending world champs South Africa. The hockey did not happen as the rain prevented the camera crew to get to the game to even find out the result. And running had the weekend off but resumes this weekend with North Island Champs in Taupo.

As for Mikey Pee he has been locked in his room planning something for the next news cast. I dont know what that is but I hope it is good. We really need to get to a cool site and check it out. Maybe Taupo will bring some ideas the Mr. Pee's fantastical brain.

I, HurricaneOne have one thing to say... this show if produced would of stunk like three day old baby diapers. Take care for now Buh Bye

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HurricaneOne News

Real Name: Hurricane Number One

Age: 29 HT: 6'11" WT: 165

Occupation: Entertainer

Mr. One decided to take up a career in Entertainment three months back. Bored with his day job, NZ Post, he decided that there had to be something better to do with his life. While at work one day he came up with the bright idea for an online TV news broadcast. After establishing a studio and some equipment it was time to get down to the dirty work, a catchy name. He fought with himself day and night over what to be called. "Thunderstorm" "Category3"etc etc until one day he received a letter in the mail with his name misspelled. It was addressed to HurricaneOne, Brillant he thought and it went from there.

With the backing of his family and friends HurricaneOne hopes to takeover the internet video world. With the task at hand HurricaneOne looks to take a step closer to inernet video domination everyday.

While at work with NZ Post Mr. One was the greatest employee that the Post world had ever seen. Winning employee of the month a record 344 months in a row, a Cal Ripken Jr like streak. He once delivered both sides of the street with mail, and didnt fall. He has also cycled to the top of the sky tower to bring them their mail and his greatest feet was outcycling a wild horse to save three children from being trampled. NZ Post was sad to see Mr. One go but they understood that he has better things to come in his life.

Real Name: Raymond Kevin Weathermap

Age 50 HT 5'7" WT 128

Occupation: Weather Technology Expert

Mr. Weathermap is the Senior member of the Hurricane news team. Weathermap began is career back with a regional radio news firm WKXP circa 1978. In this era being a meteorologist was more important than having people skills, personality, or looks. This era also marked one of the oddest cultural fads to sweep the Auckland region to date. During the summer of 1981 celebrities and catwalk models began dating meteorologist in record numbers. Meteorologist’s became the ultimate fashion accessory much like small dogs of a few years ago. Weathermap was one of the most popular with the ladies as he is reported to have engaged in 7 high profile relationships and two failed marriages. Unfortunately, the fad ended just 8 weeks after it began. Weatherman returned to WKXP but in his coworkers words “lost his groove” Weathermap’s ratings plunged and he was driven to alcoholism.
Weathermap’s fortunes changed in 2008 while attending a court mandated AA meeting at Hurricane news headquarters as part of their many outreach programs. As the Hurricane news meteorologist was working with the ageless HighTechnologyMap a freak malfunction sent 1.21 gigawats of electricity through his body killing him instantly. With only minuets till the broadcast and no time for repairs the down on his luck Weathermap volunteered to do the news citing he had nothing more to lose. Miraculously the HighTechnologyMap worked fine and Weatherman’s TV career was launched. To this day Weathermap refuses to do the weather without his beloved HighTechnologyMap which gave him his big break over 20 days ago. In case you are wondering, yes Weathermap did get his groove back to its 1981 levels. He has just celebrate his twenty first year of being sober and has paid his debts to society. . He now resides in Takapuna with a former runway model wife Nancy and 6 children.

Real Name: Michael Louis Petrina

Age 23 HT:5'9" WT 130

Occupation: Sports Guru

Treen Dawg is cool calm and collected, never letting anything bother him. Treen has been with the Hurricane news team since the beginning. He met HurricaneOne at Pat's Garage where they both were enjoying a Speights and watching the Hurricanes v. Crusaders. This meeting struck Treen as a perfect opprotunity to engage his sports knowledge to the world. Ever since that night he has been delighting us with his presense on the broadcast.

Before that faithful night Treen was a free lance sports guru travelling the world watching and remebering useless sports trivia. As a young lad he and some buddies used to fill out March Madness brackets. He recieved the name Treen Dawg from a buddy that was in on the brackets. The buddies name is Sin Dawg. Ever since then in the sports world Michael is known as Treen Dawg. He has forever had a love affair with all sports and this affair continues to grow as he continues to travel from place to place.

He currently works closely with HurricaneOne and has seem to become his right hand man. Known on the show for the sportscouch, the couch that travels the world with Treen, and his sweet HandleBar mustache. What is not known about Treen Dawg is that the handlebar mustache can be grown in under 30 seconds. So when you see him on the show without a mustache that means he has just shaved and his segment takes 6-10 cuts to allow for him to keep his boyish good looks.

Real Name: Unknown

Age Young/Old HT ??? WT ???

Occupation: BAMF

Little is known about Mikey Pees early years leading many to speculate that there really is no beginning for this guy. He is more of a force of nature rather than a man. Mikey Pee has excelled at every endeavor he has ever undertaken. Mikey Pee acknowledges that he was once a child and the Pee name lead to problems at school (location and dates unknown). This led Mikey Pee to peruse individualistic endeavors like cooking, scientific study and most importantly running. It was immediately apparent that he stood head and shoulders above his peers at EVERYTHING. Carefully inspection of Mikey P shows that his body and mind have been sculpted with the precision of Donatello, Michelangelo, Leonardo, Raphael (not the ninja turtles). Few are said to have witnessed this perfection aside from Mr. Pee’s calves.
Although he appears to be the youngest member of the hurricane news team, it is believed his is the oldest. This also lends itself to the intelligent design theory of his creation. He is the rookie of the Hurricane news crew, as he has currently focused his attention at dominating the news world.
Rumors have begun to circulate on Hurricane News fan Blogs that Mikey Pee may in fact be Jason Rexing. It is believed that Jason’s tendency to run solely in the northern hemisphere may have destabilized the earth’s orbit (secretly leaked NASA documents). Mikey’s appearance to Hurricane News came about just two weeks before the leak. The Rexing hypothesis may also explain many of the above anomalies

*This Blog was created by the combined works of HurricaneOne and Mango McCarthy